cant wait to have kids so they can hate me and take all my money

Jk God, that wasn’t a legit request. You somehow end up listening to the wrong ones.

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

"I’m a very private person. You don’t ask, I don’t tell."

"I want all my secrets back"

six word story (via iamnamelessgem)

(Source: velvet-plats, via flu0rescent-am-ad0lescent)



learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

(Source: kawozhin, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

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