"Alcohol tasted better than you, anyway."

6-word story #8

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Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-shampoo hair
-condition hair
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff

Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes

Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long

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it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

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"Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional."

Haruki Murakami (via kushandwizdom)

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When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

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my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

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